New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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