suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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