Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Randomize
