I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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