Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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