Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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