I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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