she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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