youre lurking in front of me
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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