She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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