So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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