who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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