All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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