glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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