I must be too annoying 4 u.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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