Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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