He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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