We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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