TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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