: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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