Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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