Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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