pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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