ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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