I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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