he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
