I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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