You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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