How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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