Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
its liver damage thursday
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