I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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