i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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