Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I want to fling myself into the sun
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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