I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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