I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
