Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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