You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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