ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Randomize
