I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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