How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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