im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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