no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Randomize
