If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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