3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
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i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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