On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
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