And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
A+ Viking dick
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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