I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
