5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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