Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
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