erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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