Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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