"it" just moved
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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