idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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